Funnybone 2: Hilarious Collection of Old Age Jokes and Quotes to Keep You Laughing and Young at Heart Pearce Hammond

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Published: March 24th 2014

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54 pages


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Funnybone 2: Hilarious Collection of Old Age Jokes and Quotes to Keep You Laughing and Young at Heart  by  Pearce Hammond

Funnybone 2: Hilarious Collection of Old Age Jokes and Quotes to Keep You Laughing and Young at Heart by Pearce Hammond
March 24th 2014 | Kindle Edition | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, AUDIO, mp3, RTF | 54 pages | ISBN: | 3.37 Mb

If you want to laugh a lot, this book is for you. Funnybone 2 contains a hilarious collection of wild and witty jokes and quotes about old age- hilarious examples of senior moments- funny jokes about age and aging, and much, much, more to keep youMoreIf you want to laugh a lot, this book is for you.

Funnybone 2 contains a hilarious collection of wild and witty jokes and quotes about old age- hilarious examples of senior moments- funny jokes about age and aging, and much, much, more to keep you laughing and young at heart. All you have to do is sit back, relax, go through the pages in this book and laugh a lot. Here are a few examples:A wife turned to her husband and said, You dont look anything like the long haired, skinny kid I married 25 years ago. I need a DNA sample to make sure its still you.What is the best birth control method for really old seniors? Answer: NudityWhen you purchase anything online, make sure to check out the seller carefully.

I purchased a penis enlarger online for $50 and I received a magnifying glass with instructions that read, Do Not Use in Sunlight.A couple were watching TV. Her husband had the remote and kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel. His wife became more and more annoyed and finally said, For Gods sake, just leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!About the Author -Pearce W. Hammond is an accomplished writer and writes books that make people laugh. He was born and raised in Savannah, Georgia and is the nephew of famed Savannah-born songwriter Johnny Mercer who wrote over 1500 songs and was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Song 19 times, more than any other composer.

Mr. Mercer won four Academy Awards for Best Song for Moon River, Days of Wine and Roses, In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening, and On the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe.Mr. Hammond now resides in Okatie, South Carolina on the banks of the Chechessee River. When not writing books, he is a self-taught artist who uses his special talents to create primitive paintings which are so reflective of scenes from the Gullah Culture in the low country of South Carolina in peaceful times gone by.Now that Ive been around for more than seven decades and have a cow valve implanted in my heart, I decided it was time for me to write another funny book before the cows come home to keep people laughing and young at heart.

I hope this book tickles your funnybone and makes you laugh a lot because laughter is needed in this crazy world we live in today.



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